Granted, but your internal femenine side wishes otherwise.

I wish Pratik would give me my damn nationalGclub stickers I sent him money for a few weeks back! : D

 

Granted, but then w/o me, you would have never come out of the closet

I wish I was a famouse **** Star

 

granted, but after doing so many gay **** your love tunnel became unusable in any form ot manner.

I wish Klok would stop posting <----that

 

Granted, but they dont have a 'take it up the pooper' smiley for him to use

I wish I had 10 million dollars cash

 

Granted, but then you invested it in enron and lost all your money and commited suicide shortly afterwards.

I wish someone would post a thread about HH today

 

Granted, but you get busted by the FBI for suspicion of terrorist act after they catch you with a suitcase full of cash and get sent to guatanamo bay, where the majority of inmates are Sunnis. dont bendover if you drop your soap in the shower.

I wish the shiites and sunnis stop killing each other

 

Granted, but people get confused and think you are talking about Hulk Hogan. He finds out you were talking **** about him and rips your arms off with his 24 inch pythons.

I wish I had a GT500! (let the **** begin!!)

 

Granted, but then you pull up next too the new Dodge Viper at the light and get smoked by 4 car lengths.

I wish someone would put Salt Pita in John (Clokwork's) food so he couldnt pro-create

 

Granted, but then nobody would ever realize the truth that you are my son.

I wish my wheels didnt have any rash

 

Granted so the rash transfers to your @ss and you have an uncurable itch fo rth rest of your life.

I wish we had nice weather 24/7

 

Granted, but the days and weeks become longer up to 48/14 and you are stuck with sh!tty weather the other half.

I wish I got another big raise at work

 

Granted, but if you got a big raise at work you'll have just as much money as me, and then i'd have 2 kill u

I wish I had john's XBOX elite

 

Granted, but we'd keep it at my house or you'd face gettin D-Bo'd for tryin to take it back

I wish I didnt suck at Halo

 

Granted, but you realize it's not just Halo you suck at.

I wish I didn't have to go to Michigan for work this Monday.

 

Granted, but then you'd never travel there and get murdered and we have to deal with you for more time to come

I wish paintball were like playing Gears of War