Granted! How do you like your boob now? Real enough?



I wish that I could have a detachable **** and diff size attachments.

 

outta control.....lmao

granted now you get one the size of a fire hydrant and the threads strip so your stuck dragging an extra 200lbs around.

I wish I was invisible.

 

Granted, but the girl that you were doing decided to get kinky and ripped it off and stuck it in your out-hole...hahaha

I wished we are done with this war already...

 

Granted...But the terrosit will win
I wish I had few billion dollars

 

Granted, but you would ditch the G35 and get something more exotic.

Now, getting the thread back on track...

I wish we have sex breaks at work just like cigarette breaks.

 

Granted now the garbage man is outside waiting for you...lmao

I wish....

 

GRANTED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU


I wish I could be a girl.

 

Granted, but then Pratik would hit on you and ask you your A/S/L...LOL

I wish I only lived 5 minutes from my job

 

Granted but its a 100 mile one way trip around the mountain..

I wish for Waffles and Bacon for breakfast.

 

Granted, but you get diarrhea and ends up having to goto the bathroom 15 times at work today,

I wish John and Ken werent lazy good for nothing trickster, crack smokin swindler, big butt having, wide nose breathin up all the white man's air, eatin up all the chicken

 

Granted, but then we wouldnt meet our clubs affirmative action quota's for blacks

I wish whomever replies to my wish would give me a BJ this weekend and let me finish on their forehead

 

Granted, but the 69 method is in effect

I wish that this coffee this morning would kick in

 

Granted, but the coffee upset your stomach while you were sitting in traffic for 3 hours on the highway and had inconsistant bowel movements with the temp being 90 degrees, your window motors have blown so the windows won't go down and your AC needs to be recharged!

I wish I had x-ray vision

 

Granted, but then you become impotent when your xray vision reveals some unsightly images of old men who can't get it up anymore....

I wish I had a yacht.

 

Granted, but the yacht is off of the Florida swamps

I wish Klokdeezal didnt have a crush on me anymore