Granted, but now you cant stay awake after work so every night will be you alone at home forever.

I wish i could go home from iraq.

 

Granted, but Iraq has become your new home

I wish Moving wasn't so hectic

 

granted but then once you get settled you realize there is a fault line right under your house when an earthquake happens one day while you're at work.

I wish all Democrats would jump off a cliff.

 

Granted, but at the bottom of a this cliff is the playboy mansion's swiming pool, full of big breastesesed women!! Democrats FTW!!

I wish The Bush Administration would jump off a cliff with jagged rocks below.

 

Granted, but they all die a horrible death....heh (thats bad right? )

I wish I had a bigger computer monitor

 

Granted, but unfortunately all the **** you watch on it caused the screen to break

I wish we had new spots for HH

 

haha, good one!

Granted, but your video card can't handle the large screen resolution and you still use 800x600

I wish i had a my license back already.

 

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Granted, but the new spot for HH was in a heavily policed area, so everyone who went that week got pulled over for DUI and all lost their license.... again for some

50% of the time, I wish Sex Panther by Odeon worked All of the Time.