Granted, but everyone elses car also gets marginally faster than yours so you're still slow

I wish nothing but good music came on the radio

 

Granted, but your radio broke yesterday.

I wish Transformers came out sooner...

 

Granted, but then that would have interferred with Strawberry shortcake.

I wish we had more meets.

 

Granted, but that would mean you'd have a sore anus more often and would have to walk like a penguin again and again

I wish you gave me a BJ and swallowed and gargled my *** while I then PITB... (think twice before you say GRANTED)

 

Granted, my friend BJ has been lonely for a while now... since he's been out of the Pen, he's been desperately posting on the NSA section of CL. You two should make a cute couple.


I wish my school loans were paid off already.

 

granted, you spent it all on male strippers for Jon Jon going-away coming-back going-away coming-back..blah blah parties...lol

I wish I can run 10s this season....

 

granted, but your motor blew.

I wish for a woman with beach blonde hair, green eyes, 5'8, low C bust, awesome personality, and beautiful tan skin to appear and marry me!

 

granted, but when you go down on her, it turns out to be a him

I wish I can dunk

 

Granted, she's definately a perfect chick in all aspects....well except that she's completely and totally brain dead.

I wish for 'The GIF Thread' to come back to life

 

Granted, but the goal is only 5 ft tall

I wish I had a digital SLR camera

 

Granted, but the only pictures it takes...is of your own NADS!!!

I wish, I wish, I wish....that's all...I just wish!

 

Granted, but since you couldnt wish, someone else made it for you and the wish was for your wish to be that you wished that you had a sex change

This was also granted, but by sex change, the doctor thought you meant you wanted to change the way you had sex so he put your ***** and tackle on your face

*takes a deep breath*

I wish my dog didnt try to rape every b1tch he saw

 

Granted, but can you go wash your leg off...again!!!

I wish I had my GTR already...

 

Granted, but since you are impatient you try to fly over to Japan to get it early. On your way your plane gets shot down over Thailand where your identity is stolen and you are forced into sex slavery with dirty men just to survive.

I wish me, my friends and family had perfect health and youth for life!

 

Granted, but you take youth for life as meaning you have to keep having children in order to have youth in your lives, which drives you to age quicker and die sooner, not to mention bankrupcy, no money for college, etc.

I wish mornings at work weren't so brutaly boring and tough to stay awake during.