Here's how it works. You make a wish and then the next person grants your wish. and points out some horrible consequences of you wish. After that you're free to make your own wish

Example:

I wish I had a really hot asian lover

next poster:

Granted, but she has oozing herpies blisters all over her vagina

I'll start...

I wish I owned the Redskins! (this one should be easy )

 

Granted, But instead of the Redskins (football team) a bunch of indians popped up with bows and arrows chasing you down...

I wished I was rich...

 

Granted, but the money you now have in your scrooge like vault is carrying a flesh eating bacteria that you likely wont find out about until its too late.

I wish I was famous...

 

Granted, but a nasty stalker kidnaps you,

I wish I can fly

 

Granted, But someone forgot to tell you that asian ppl make lousey pilots. So you die in a fireiery(sp) crash

I was I had a GT-R...

 

Granted, but a guy rides next to you and screams..I rather get a Z06 which makes you feel bad...

I wished I had a huge mansion

 

Granted, but it's built on a cliched ancient Indian Burial ground and poltergeists come and sodomize you.

I wish I was clokwork...(not really but for the fun of the game it'll be my wish)

 

Granted, but it ends up being haunted and you die a slow a horrible death.

I wish I lived on a tropical island.

 

Granted, but then you'd have to change your own diaper 5 times a day (sorry clokwork, I don't even know you, but for the fun of the thread!

I wish I'm the all-powerful king of Thailand...

 

Granted... his name is ****


ppp

 

Granted, but you get overthrown by your rougue generals,

I wish the National G club can have less drama

 

Granted, but then the calmness drains everyones testosterone, and the G in the club starts to stand for something else.

I wish I had some cool new lightweight rims..

 

Granted but we have to sell your mother to accomplish this..... (J/K )

I wish I could cure world hunger. (this should be good)

 

Granted but then you'll be the one who's hungry.

I wish this workday would be over!

 

granted, you'll start working evening shifts as well...

i hope it stays sunny outside.