The Wish Gone Wrong Thread!
Originally Posted by clokwork
Granted, then everyone would have 6 packs and the ladies would fall head over heals for the beer gut and you'd never get booty
I wish I could breathe in space
I wish I could breathe in space
I wished I would live forever...
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From: Pothole central and still ridin slammed...Beantown
Granted so you take some steroids and have little gremlins growing out of your abs. You go to the gym and stare at the hot chicks @ss on the treadmill and she throws water on you causing the gremlins to hatch and explode killing you.
I wish for everlasting life.
I wish for everlasting life.
Originally Posted by terryw
Granted, but without war and exploitation western society falls and you become homeless
I wish getting 6 pack abs didnt take so much work
I wish getting 6 pack abs didnt take so much work
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From: University of Maryland
Originally Posted by hai109
Granted, but since you're in space and don't have the protection of the Ozone layer the Sun's harmful rays gives you major skin cancer and you die a horrible death...
I wished I would live forever...
I wished I would live forever...
I wish Im Jack Bauer!
Originally Posted by hai109
Granted, but the meal was not fully cooked and you got food poisoning...
I wished I was forever young...
I wished I was forever young...
I wish I didnt eat Panda Express today for Lunch
Originally Posted by KlokDeezal
Granted, but then you would constantly receive late night phone calls from the catholic priest requesting your presence for choir rehearsal at 12am
I wish I didnt eat Panda Express today for Lunch
I wish I didnt eat Panda Express today for Lunch
I wished my left nut was the same size as my right nut...
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Originally Posted by hai109
Granted, but you ended up eating at the Taco cart and ending up sitting on the toilet for days...
I wished my left nut was the same size as my right nut...
I wished my left nut was the same size as my right nut...
I wish venereal diseases don't exist.
Granted, but then the women that you would meet would have been w/ 10X the amount of guys instead of only 3X, thus creating more HOES.
I wish FFX county would stop giving me traffic tickets
I wish FFX county would stop giving me traffic tickets
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From: Austin, TX
Originally Posted by clokwork
Granted, but then we would still have to suffer from seeing your car instead of it being impounded at some point 
I wish our work week was only 30 hours but got paid the same
I wish our work week was only 30 hours but got paid the same
I wish marijuana is legal.
Granted, but everyone is so high all the time that you are stuck in traffic for days and couldn't get home to your hot swedish GF so she left you for the cable guy...
I wished all girls wore G-strings...
I wished all girls wore G-strings...
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Originally Posted by hai109
Granted, but everyone is so high all the time that you are stuck in traffic for days and couldn't get home to your hot swedish GF so she left you for the cable guy...
I wished all girls wore G-strings...
I wished all girls wore G-strings...
I wish ***** after implants feel real.
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Originally Posted by boknows
Granted, but I'd feel sorry for the factory workers making size 36, XXXXXXXXL G-strings.
I wish ***** after implants feel real.
I wish ***** after implants feel real.
oh was I supposed to say something?
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