Granted! Oh, but "SIMSONS" already did it.

I wish that I could turn into this guy ->DOMO

 

Granted, you'll be fed to the dogs

I wish I owned a F-16 fighter jet

 

Granted, but then you fly over Russian airspace and are shot down by a pair of Migs...

I wish I could fly to outer space...

 

Granted, but as you exit the earth's atmosphere you realize you should have also wished for a space suite...soon after, you implode and dissintegrate

I wish that I could never crash my bike during a race, no matter how hard I push it

 

Granted! We'll just Fvck your bike up after the track.


I wish that fvck would not fvck with fvcking fvckers when fvcking fvckers fvcking around.

 

Granted.... wait, nah, I'm just fvcking with you, I wont grant that

I wish it was time to leave work on this dreary Friday

 

Granted, but then when you get home, you realize that your Xbox Elite, Wii and PS3 are now located at my house and you are forced to watch the Oxygen network w/ your wife all day.

I wish I could go to the Playboy Mansion for one week.

 

Granted but you'd still hit on Hugh Hefner

I wish I could be with Jessica Alba forever without any of you jerks ruining it!

 

Granted, but while we dont ruin it, she does by having a wedding tackle and berries down there

I wish my car had infinite gas

 

Granted, but she'll be fvckin me while she is with you "forever"

I wish I was an NBA superstar ...

 

Granted but you end up dim witted after all the weed you smoke and all the coke you sniff

I wish Pratik stop drooling about jessica alba 24/7

 

Granted, He'll be alone and depressed for the rest of his life waiting for jessica. ( no offense)

I wish everyone's G35 would blow up making my g35 a one of a kind

 

Granted! But GENE did not understand you correctly and blew your G instead of every other one.

I wish that my next wish would be impossible to Fvck up.

 

Granted, since you didnt specify a wish, theres nothing to fvck up?

I wish I have the power of mind control!

 

Granted, but then Jean Grey comes along and turns into the Phoenix and blows you up like she did Professor X.

I wish my car would never get dirty and always have that showroom shine and smell