Granted, but that smell turns out to be toxic and you die in your drivers seat and nobody finds you for days

I wish the PS3 finally came out with some good games

 

Granted, but your car engine seems to always blows up and everytime you fix it, you blow a gasket or tears the transmission, etc etc.

I wish I had a fully paid for LP640 and I didn't have the urge to drive it recklessly.

 

Then Sony recalls all the North America units for some kind of malfunction.


I wish I had the real-life versions of weapons from video games.

 

Granted! But the only weapon you get is a super mario weapon



I wish that my G would be a TRANSFORMER.

 

Granted, but you'll think twice before touching your shifter **** and wonder why your car moans when you do.

I wish Texas isn't so damn hot!

 

hahahahahaha, this has got to be the most creative response in this thread so far

 

It's automatic.

 

hahaha, its still a shifter, a short fat one instead of a long skinny one lol

 

So paddle shifters make sedan a *******?

 

Granted... all of you are gay heh

I wish this thread would get back on topic lol

 

no, you're just touching optomus prime's nipples.

 

granted but then I thread jack by saying something extremely controvercial with a huge angry debate that ensues which ends the game

I wish I didn't have to spend 3 years in law school to get my JD

 

Granted, but you end up just spending 1 week there and lose every case you get and are disbarred.

I wish that a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

Granted, but the genie mistakingly unleashes ***** erection woodchucks...mainly targeting your morning wood


I wish I had an army of hot sex slaves (females...for u smartasses out there)

 

Granted, but the sex slaves are very ugly, and they are on fire.

I wish my car was a lot faster.