Granted, but you will never see shade again

I wish I wasnt so sleepy

 

Granted, but then you will be forced to drink 8 cans of redbull a day.

I wish I had similiar powers like the X-men

 

Granted, but the sleepyness won't go away unless the Skin-o-max channels come on earlier.

I wish I had a supercharger for my '07 G35.

 

Granted, but you get someone from NationalGclub to install it and it blows the motor throwing engine parts through the windshield killing you.


I wish I could be natalie portmans man *****.

 

Granted, but the mutations make you sterile (thank GOD!)

I wish people wouldn't be so fvcking worried about being/pushing political(ly) correct(ness)...

 

Granted, but then you will find out that Natalie used to be called Nate and he wants you to live w/ him in Dupont Circle

I wish I could win the lottery

 

granted, but the money would all go into investments and the market would crash leaving you homeless in Atlanta

I wish I invested in M$ during its' startup

 

Granted but your money was invested in M$ other ventor called "doors", which failed horribly and your investment actually went to Bill Gates coke habit in which you lost everything.

I wish I didn't have to go to work to get a paycheck.

 

Granted but now I can pimp you and you can make me all the money so I can mod my G some more.

I wish I could have exact change for every purchase I made by just reaching into my pocket.

 

Granted, but by not having any change in your pocket, you miss the opportunity to give your daughter a horsey ride for 25 cents and she grows up to do ****.

I wish I had a 2 piece chicken and biscuit meal

 

Granted, but the meal was not fully cooked and you got food poisoning...

I wished I was forever young...

 

Lmao this thread has some funny $hit in it...

Granted but the chicken you get has been tested and the chicken you are eating is not really chicken. It's cow *********.

I wish for peace around the world!

 

Granted, but your the only one in the world that is not at peace with yourself and you end up killing yourself...

I wished I was a baller....

 

Granted, but without war and exploitation western society falls and you become homeless

I wish getting 6 pack abs didnt take so much work

 

Granted, then everyone would have 6 packs and the ladies would fall head over heals for the beer gut and you'd never get booty

I wish I could breathe in space