What caption should Buick have used for the Tiger Woods / Buick Enclave photo?

Tiger Woods demonstrates the newest Buick Invalid-mobile.

Just touching the new Buick Enclave gives you a woody.

BORE!

"My wife, Elin, prefers her Volvo."

Tiger Woods builds on his reputation for crossing racial barriers by presenting the Buick Enclave: A truck with chrome dubs for white people.

Beyond Tiger: Buick is proud to reveal the Buick Enclave, marking the first time in over a decade where they will be able to, without wincing, run advertisments focusing on the vehicle itself, and not a famous pitchman.

Whatchu' talkin' about, Harley Earl?

"You'd think I'd make enough money to not have ***** myself out on behalf of mediocre cars already. Uh... oh, is the mic on? Oh what I meant was I REALLY like Buicks!"

"No, see, I'm awesome and it's horrible. They're going for the whole juxtaposition, casting-against-type kinda thing."

"I want you all to meet my new caddie, Rick Wagoner"

"If you step into my Enclave, I'll show you my putter."

If you look closely, you can tell that's not an actual Lexus RX. But can you tell that's not the real Tiger Woods? We didn't think so either!

"Finally a Buick they dont have to photoshop me in."

"Is having this SUV stuffed with $100 bills by GM worth more to me than driving around in a Lexus? Yes."

"Your chip shot off the hood, into the rims, off Tiger's hat -- in the hole!"

"Enclave, the car i'm contractually bound to sit in the back of from the clubhouse to the hotel to the airport"

"RIIIIIIMZZZZ!"

Buick: Not out of the Woods yet...

This time Tiger's trademark smile is genuine after making a pitch for a Buick product.

"Every minute I stand here smiling is costing you $100k"

 

an alternative to the escalade; for the white people who feel uncomfortable being stared at by blacks