When u **** on 335's;]

 

You say "I love you babe", you're wife says "I love you too" and you say "I wasn't talking to you.

 

 

that happens when I hit a pot hole and i say "im sorry baby"......and she tells me "why are you apologizing to me?"

you know you drive a G when you open all the windows in a tunnel, slow down, shift to the lowest gear possible and floor it just to hear that exhaust echo

 

when people ask you, It's that a Nissan Altima Coupe???

 

+1

Every time I leave my parking garage.

 

When you see a modded red M5 and get mad when he doesn't race with you on the highway. Both driver and passenger giving the finger out of the sunroof. Lol

And I'm not the in G37. You know who you are. G37 with blue HID headlights. Would've been fun. But I had my cousin and his two kids sleeping in the back. Wouldn't stand a chance anyways.

BTW my cousin in the back owns a G37Xs four door. Lol

 

when you see someone in a Lexus ES, chuckle, then say "dumb ***."

when no one wants to drive to lunch with you, but they want you to save them a table because you'll obviously get there first.

when your starting to look for a job with another company because they have garage parking.

when you're 2 year old daughter sees an Acura RL, points, and shout's "DADDY! UGLY CAR UGLY CARUGLY CAR!" with the windows open.

when you find yourself looking for a V before pull up next to a CTS.

 

You know you have a g37 when you get fart inside the car and it smells like crap so you have to stop at an autozone to buy a little tree to make the smell better but then it runs out quick and you have to buy more!!!!

 

the leather underneath your *** bubbles up!!!!

 

A big, fat +1 to that! I do that every single time I see a CTS. I also tend to look for the "5.0" badge on the Mustangs to see if they'd actually be faster.


You know you drive a G37 when a guy from the local Mercedes dealership says, "Nice car!" while parked next to you at the gas station.

You also know you drive a G37 when you're gettin' an average of 20.9 MPG.

You know you drive a G37 when random strangers give you a thumbs-up when they hear your aftermarket exhaust roar.

 

When you go to the bank and the hot chick at the drive thru window asks you to marry her (jokingly) and then sends you her number along with your receipt.

 

I dunno if it's been used but.... (not going through 50+ pages )

When you get into another car and immediately look for the backup screen for help only to find that there isn't one..

 

^^^ Yup!!!

ROFL. True!!!


You know you have a G when you park in a available triangle line parking space and you call it the G spot.....but then monkey see monkey do

 

There are 2 wider parking spots at my work which are twice as far as most others. I always part in one of them. lol @ g spot!

You know you drive a G37 when you get in a loaded Maxima with every option (after some douche destroys your G in an auto wreck) and EVERY little thing annoys you. It drives like a boat, the seats suck, you have to use a key, it turns slow, etc... lol

You all are a bunch of elitist jerks (who have good taste)!