Haha - this actually happened to me the other day. Some lady crossing the street shook her fist at me and yelled something while waiting at a crosswalk w/her dog. I think she heard the exhaust and thought I was speeding up towards her.

 

giggidy giggidy...allright

 

This actually happened to me this morning:
You know you own a g37 when you're walking out of the gym covered in sweat and smelling not so good and a woman (attractive but not your type) gets out of a Mercedes,walks up to you and says. I don't mean to be fresh but is that an Infiniti G37, I love that car and i've been trying to get my husband to trade in the Mercedes for one. Do you mind getting in so i can see how much room you have since you're both about the same size.

She then introduces herself and spends the next 5 minutes checking out your car, talking about her land yacht, reminiscing about her brothers carrera and wondering why she can't get her husband to trade in the Mercedes.

 

no torque
wrinkled leather seats
awful sport brakes

 

when every person is shocked that you own one at age 18, and wonder wtf your next will be

 

you can't help but look back and admire her after parking.

 

^agree I do that all the time

 

you stare at your car when you are gassing up.

 

you roll down your window to hear your own note.

 

when you track 5 seconds faster than an E92 in auto-x (they bimmer needed a driver mod lol)

 

Guilty

 

You can get them replaced (the metal part) at the dealer for 50 bucks. Mine had some pretty ugly gashes on the driver side one from the previous owner, so I figured 50 was worth it to make it look new.

 

You find yourself washing your car every @*&!$ day because you can't stand to see it covered in Georgia pollen!

 

when everytime you look at your G you immediately get an erection

 

when you hope no one heard your brakes squeaking when you come to a stop light.