This almost atones for the new Sebring. Fine, we're lying. It totally doesn't. But we do love the penchant for wackiness that the Chrysler acquisition (ahem, merger of equals) has brought to DCX. Case in point? The ForFun, a smart with Unimog running gear. 85hp, 194 lb. ft. and honking 26" wheels. Single-mode stereo that only plays the first two Dio albums optional, rabbits caught in the treads? Your responsibility.

 

you come up with this stuff mike

 

who the fúck is dio??

 

dio is a (old school classic) rock band. They had a couple of decent songs....from the 80's, when i was in high school i remember we learned that their logo/name spelled devil when you looked at it upsidedown or something. That was back when there was a big "all rock music is satanic" thing going on.

Wow am i that old!

I think omi may have been drunk when he posted that.

 

at 450 in the afternoon
man thats early mike

 

Holy Diver!! Rock on!!

 

Blasphemer! Someone ban him!

DIO rules and yes I am old. What do I know; I drive a Prius. However it plays DIO and old Maiden so all is good.

 

I was thinking of Last in Line, but Holy Diver is good too.

 

That's a good song too. I think Holy Diver has a catchier bass line though.