Bottom of the barrel is where I like to be also!

 

You mean there's a top up there somewhere?

 

Yeah that's where all the dead fish are. They float when they die. FYI: My favorite sport is shooting fish in a barrel or killing babies. Why do you think I'm going in the Army, just ask any liberal.

 

Thats the problem with that slow southern pace lifestyle you all have down there. Shooting fish in a barrel, that would take way too long and we do not have the patience. Here in KY, we just drop in some dynamite and its dinner time for the family and friends (which in many cases are one in the same), as for baby killing we are a poor state, we just sell them. The going rate for an appalacian baby is about $800.00 (sad but absolutely true)