So I live in an apartment complex across the street from my university and there really isn't a way for me to easily access a water hose to wash my car.
Are there products to use to remove things like bugs/bird poo/water marks without needing to actually wash my car in order to use them?

 

http://www.autogeek.net/optimum-no-rinse.html

this works really really really well. i have a hose bib, but find myself using this product more often than not. all you need: (2) buckets, (1) wash mit, (2) MF towels (or high quality cotton).

 

+1 on the ONR. Good stuff. Just make sure you do it often. I don't recommend on extremely dirty cars.

 

yea a good quik detailer will help you but you'll have to do it 2-3 times a day to keep it from getting a lot of build up. Find a quarter spray place take a bucket and go early.

 

yupp ^ shouldnt be crowded and it will be worth it...

 

Buy a really long hose. I have a similar problem to yours and that about solved mine