Lek said it best with duct tape and duck sauce
hot sauce lost in his teeth without floss
knowin his roll or eatin a roll he knows
basketball aint the sport for them thai bo hoes
didi I say tae, or did I say Thai, but no matter why
I dont have to try so I
take the back seat to no one, takes one to know one
Lek you aint a balla, just a ball in hand with lotion

 

So you still aint said nothin, you fakin, still bluffin
I see your hip hop hippo self huffin and puffin
runnin up and down the basketball court, who would have known
that a 2 foot 6 midget would be considered grown
Im done with invadin the asian jokes I dont needem
I'll just be rid of you, snap your brake lines and bleedem
have you jumpin bridges on some eminem sh*t
femenine sh*t, lekky boy you know all about it
you dont know what to do with rhymes, cant even readem
but next time I spit ten bars at you dont eatem

 

what was your fams thinking calling you blaine?/
didn't they know that $hit rhymes with lame?/
can't blame them i wasn't there to raise you/
if it were up to me, just like your rhymes it'd be poo poo/
who you iz steppin to me?/
need show some respect son, cuz im yo daddy/
dont be jealous of my size girls love me better/
dont believe me? ask your girl...go on just ask her/
my words are classic like got five on it by luniz/
you're wack like latifah sing it u.n.i.t.y. thats a unity/
call who ever you want jesus, priest, holy father/
hope you got a gun, cause like nas i bring ether/

 

callling me short when your girl's mini me/
didn't norm tell you? i destroy fake emcees/
im ending your career you should just join the R.O.T.C./
if anyone ask....remember...dont ask dont tell policy/
crossover..break ya ankles...make you walk with a limp/
you aint p.i.m.p, you a c.h.i.m.p./
coming on here macking on missr talking junk/
this aint match.com, where's ashton? john's been punked/

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH^^ John ... Lek just handed you an *** whooping ..

 

I cant help your tummy's got a gravitational pull
keeps you eating like a piggy in a puddle of drewl
yeah I said it, the fatter the fat mans fat fattens
the world sized waistline with pants that need pattents
Im diggin into you lek, or mbq, or Must Be Queer
Im serving you so call me Belvedere
So while you jenny craig it up to get a body
dont hate me for grabbin up an NGC hottie

 

sounding amateur stop messing with a pro/
you belvedere...stick to your job--cleaning the toilet bowel/
your style is old, you must still be rocking pelli pelli/
close your mouth son, your teeth is bigger than my belly/
neptunez providing the beats, my machete hacks off both yo feet/
make one call--have you deleted from these streetz/

 

only calls that youre making are to Dominos man
Just deleting pepperonis with a sausage in hand
you have no accreditation with streeets or with the beats
for your fettish of male toes your hackin off my feet?
nah man, you just down with the rainbow, just sayin though
I'll f*ck you up soo bad you best to get maaco
Your bills been in and now I see you're way past due
I got good news, I switched your a$$ to geiko too
cus im taking a crow bar to your car but so far
your on the lot for GM's afterparts from mopar

 

oooooooooooooh ...John just fcuked u up LEK .... what do yu have to say about that

 

I have to admit, yall rhymes make me laugh
Almost as much as the Dave Chappelle staff
Tha half-pint Asian and the wanna-be Black
Both of yall are wack, with ya lame-a$$ attacks
See yall are the reason Hip-Hop’s in a state of shock
B!tches talking $h!t about who they gonna knock…
…in the head, till they dead, layin in pile
If you gonna rhyme, b!tch, then say something worthwhile!
I’m only gonna say this once, so no reply is needed
This $h!t here is good advice and really should be heeded

***Get a grip on yaself, before you lose all ya health!!!***

Tha watered-down pimp and tha Teriyaki Elf.

 

Dear Thailand, I thank you for the goods that you produce
but why the birth of lek, a baby born without a use?
You offer Thai and english but he aint sayin nothing
you have a civil system but his brain is still sufferin
Buddha, Muslim, Christian is your choice of decision
but he ends up studying is my rhymes for his religion
Thank you for the jewels, the metals, and agriculture
but dont let a wack a$$ thai represent for your culture

 

damn C-Lawd took you both out!!

 

We got a baby in the mix and now he wanna coincide
its the black black man who isnt tall enough to ride
lemme see your tickets man, they prolly for the wrong show
let me remind you this aint the KY jelly show
I'll make context to text you speak or text you leak
from sides of your mouth but remind your sh*ts so weak
listen...Just because you ride the fairy man
it means one thing bout MD its Mary Land
you hold hands with this man and that man
and dont understand why your G's pink with glitter sand
and hello kitty's the closest you get to cat
get that? nah I aint think so mr shorty fats

 

round two my man, I really meant to call you out
I got a new nickname you are my shaddow of a doubt
no one can see you til its night time and streetlights exed
with your banana smile and your teeth rinsed with windex
and for your breath maybe aquafresh or squirt bactine
and try to fix the bumps around your mouf with a vaccine
your car depreciated as you entered the doorway
and as you left the lot management swept the floorway
febreeze would never do it.. Oxy wont cut through it
So press your power button right now before I do it

 

^^^ ooooooooooooooooooooooooh claude man.... you got served/ it's over....