Trip to Miami South Beach
Trip to Miami South Beach
Went there on a business trip and came back today. Nice views, the most awful humid weather, hot mommacitas, and some nice cars. Mainly a Gallardo, a F430, a bunch of crotch rockets and choppers, and a crazy assed transient wearing a bikini and a walkman shaking like bacon.
In case anyone ever goes there.
-Avoid barhopping off Ocean Drive in South Beach. The prices are astronomical and the 2 for 1 drink specials are crap. There are only a couple of places where the scenery is worth the price. Most notably Mango's. On weekends, they open up a special VIP section within the club proper. Killer mojitos and the waitresses there are phenomenally HOT! Oh, they also dance on top of the bar. A jaw dropping experience.
-Locals tend to hang out in the areas south of 5th St? Good selection of bars and restaurants with decent prices.
-Lincoln Road is the tourist destination for eats and some clubs. Like Ocean Drive, high prices, but there are some decent places to eat. I had a good experience at Sushi Samba. Eat outside and people watch. The latinas here are tanned, toned, and have long legs. Back home, just heifers.
-I haven't hit any of the clubs so I have no first hand account.
Sadly I had to leave on Friday. T_Tb
In case anyone ever goes there.
-Avoid barhopping off Ocean Drive in South Beach. The prices are astronomical and the 2 for 1 drink specials are crap. There are only a couple of places where the scenery is worth the price. Most notably Mango's. On weekends, they open up a special VIP section within the club proper. Killer mojitos and the waitresses there are phenomenally HOT! Oh, they also dance on top of the bar. A jaw dropping experience.
-Locals tend to hang out in the areas south of 5th St? Good selection of bars and restaurants with decent prices.
-Lincoln Road is the tourist destination for eats and some clubs. Like Ocean Drive, high prices, but there are some decent places to eat. I had a good experience at Sushi Samba. Eat outside and people watch. The latinas here are tanned, toned, and have long legs. Back home, just heifers.
-I haven't hit any of the clubs so I have no first hand account.
Sadly I had to leave on Friday. T_Tb
I was there last month, didn't want to come home. You are right on the high prices on drinks and what not. The way I looked at it is I'm on vacation so F*ck it I'll go all out (didn’t feel the same way when I got home).
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