LOL send me a new bumper and we'll call it a day, Ill even throw in the hair and bone fragments stuck in my current bumper!

 

^HAHAHA, nah, maybe I'll pass.

 

Did you at least keep it for dinner?

 

Racoons are dix.

 

Looks like the about the same damage that a cone laying in the middle of the freeway did to my bumper cover.

I got some estimates and had it repaired. It was around $900 I believe. The $500 deductible seemed more appealing because my insurance considered it a no-fault.

Good luck

 

...unless if he wants to change insurance within the next 3 years...an accident is an accident regardless of fault w/ a new insurance co...at least here in PA.

 

Oh sorry to see such a nice G in such bad condition...... btw nice shorts :P

 

Lol they are my pajamas/ basketball shorts! Thanks for checking my hotness out! LOL

 

Here, this is technically a woodchick recipe, but I bet you could substitute raccoon!

"Woodchuck with Biscuits 1 Woodchuck
1 tb Salt
1/4 c Onions, chopped
1/4 c Green peppers, chopped
1/2 tb Chopped parsley
1/8 ts Pepper
4 1/2 tb Flour
1/2 c Cold water
3 c Broth

------------------------------BISCUIT TOPPING------------------------------
1 c Flour
2 ts Baking powder
1/4 ts Salt
2 tb Chilled fat
1/4 c Milk (approximately)

1. Skin and clean woodchuck and cut into large pieces. Place in a heavy pot, add 1 tablespoon salt and enough water to cover and parboil for 1 hour, or until meat is tender.

2. Strain and save broth.

3. Remove meat from bones in large pieces.

4. Add onion, green pepper, parsley, and pepper to the broth and bring to a boil.

5. Make a paste of the flour and water, then add it to the broth, stirring constantly until thick and smooth.

6. Add the meat to the broth mixture and stir thoroughly.

7. Pour into baking dish.

8. Top with biscuits made as follows:
Sift the flour, baking powder, and salt together. Cut in the fat. Add enough liquid to moisten the ingredients. Roll out quickly and cut into rounds with a cookie cutter.

9. Place the biscuits on top of the meat in the casserole. Bake in a 400 deg. oven for 20-30 minutes until biscuits are browned.
"

Oh...this is the sight I got it from. All real recipes too!

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LOL. Nothing like some good road kill.

 

You should sue him for the damages. lol

you can get a new sport bumper for like 254 shipped.
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Put a front license plate in front of it to cover it up, making your car stylish and legal (in California, at least).

 

Time for an aftermarket bumper

 

Wow a raccoon did that. I always knew those animals were just not smart but feisty to.


I remember getting my Rear bumper for like 175 and that is OEM through whole sale.


Not sure about front bumper.

 

Do you remember where you got your rear bumper? My fiance was moving my car and backed into... another car. I popped the dent out but I can see it... Driving me nuts.