This thread is reserved for those who are stuck in the corporate machine and waste time in their ridiculously long day by posting and checking this sight for anything new and stimulating to take their minds off of the boring tasks that lay before them. Eh hum.....Hugh, you may want to start posting here so we don't clog actual posts with our mindless at work banter.


"Hi, my name is David, and I have a web surfing at work problem."

 

Hi, my name is Hugh. I am a woman trapped in a man's body. I like long walks on the beach, candlelite dinners, and fishtailing in high end luxury cars.

 

i rather be outside in this weather washing my baby, waxing my baby, and riding my baby...opps driving that is

ok i just left work...c everyone tomorrow

clark

 

Are you freaking serious? Dave, we need to get new jobs...jobs that let us go home at 11:00

 

No joke......what were we thinking......We got sucked in by talks up promotions, benefits, Co-Pays and competitive salaries.....we were blinded by the ridiculously long hours and limited access to free phone and internet all day. You're right I hate my job.....But I bet you he was working a night shift and didn't get to go out and drink his face off last night.

 

Yea, those big bonuses, free luncheons, and health benefits sure do help with my career choice Hey, I rather work inside than outside. Maybe you need a tan I sure as hell don't.....NO SIR no more working in those rice patties for me!

 

The scenery was better though. I work with over the hill over weight women. I amthe only man in an accounting department of like 15 and none of the chicks are young or hot.

 

yeah my corporate job suks!!!...Dave at least you see girls at the work place...all dudes here....

 

Sausage-fest for Clark and Cellulite-fest for Dave HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dave, you know you can always close your eyes just like Stiffler. Remember to "focus focus"

 

well sorry cant say the same guys...THIS home office dude gets to do whatever he wants......cooperate life rules, im here on line just as much as you guys......but i never post.......ok........gonna drive the g now......since i can leave when ever.....peace