Yeah, sorry cant make it...same weekend as the Law and Order: SVU marathon

 

no sh*T....guess your gonna bundle together in your robe, have some bon bon and popcorn, and the have lotion on the side whenever theres a break through so you can huh huh huh huh one out

 

mike tyson actually has a former model fiance that he can bang. the real mike tyson's career got ruined by a model though. it remains to be seen what will happen to our mike tyson. if ken goes to jail, i call dibs on his auto start kit.

 

I get dibs on his wheels. I can melt them down and make 10,000 cheesy silver necklaces for all the Icy Hot Stunta wannabees.

 

who's down to go to the wine festival after the BBQ?
would be a cool ride

 

so what are we all bringing to the BBQ?
1- tator salad
2-

 

1- melissa's infamous tator salad - jebus
2- chips - terry/yi

 

1- melissa's infamous tator salad - jebus
2- chips - terry/yi
3- Pack of burgers and buns - John & Rhea

 

whoa...whoa...whoa....right here ppl..I am still here...no one is getting dibs on anything

 

I'll bring something, just not sure what. Maybe sodas.

 

sneak beers in jeff lol, a 12 pack for us and 2 50 packs for your self

 

Is that in addition to the 6 strawberry daquiris I will have before going to the BBQ?

 

^Is there ever a time when you are sober

 

Hes not the one actually working on our cars, so it doesnt matter lol...

now, if he fudges the numbers on the Service Request, that might be an issue depending on whos favor its int heheheh.

 

Hmmm.
When I wake up? No still drunk from the night before.
In church? Hell no I need to be drunk to sit through that.
At work? After dealing with these customers all day long it sure helps to be plowed off your a$$.
In court? Maybe, it depends if I spent the night before in jail or not.


Damn, I guess there isn't many times when I am sober.