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Yea last nights episode was funny as shyt...
Stewie as a black kid....CLASSIC
Mr. Pewtershmidt - "Just as I thought!, Lois, how in God's name could you embarrass the family like this"
Stewie - "Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa! sitting right here
And when Meg was fixing sandwiches and Peter said "Hey Meg, could you put mine on whole wheat please. No don't use that mustard, use the other mustard...Oh God No Meg they know you're there quick, scrape that mustard off and use the other mustard." LOLOLOL dayum that shyt was funny
Stewie as a black kid....CLASSIC
Mr. Pewtershmidt - "Just as I thought!, Lois, how in God's name could you embarrass the family like this"
Stewie - "Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa! sitting right here
And when Meg was fixing sandwiches and Peter said "Hey Meg, could you put mine on whole wheat please. No don't use that mustard, use the other mustard...Oh God No Meg they know you're there quick, scrape that mustard off and use the other mustard." LOLOLOL dayum that shyt was funny
Originally Posted by KlokDeezal
Last nights episode was hilarious. That part about Peter's Ancestor, Nate Griffin the black slave....LMAO
Slave owner: (whips slave x2)....Whats your name boy?
Slave: (speaking ghey-ish)....Tobi...w/ an "i'...w/ a slash over the "i" and a slash over the "o" so you know its a lonnngggg "o" and your suppose to hold it.
Slave owner: (whips slave)....I said whats your name boy...(whips slave again).
Slave: You keep on doing that, it can be whatever you want it to be.
Slave owner: (whips slave x2)....Whats your name boy?
Slave: (speaking ghey-ish)....Tobi...w/ an "i'...w/ a slash over the "i" and a slash over the "o" so you know its a lonnngggg "o" and your suppose to hold it.
Slave owner: (whips slave)....I said whats your name boy...(whips slave again).
Slave: You keep on doing that, it can be whatever you want it to be.
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Originally Posted by clokwork
Stewie callin Meg a B!tch under his breath and laughing about it was hilarious.....just too funny.
Stewie - "Yea I hate U to beotch...oh no no just kidding, can you imagine" HAHAHA Classic
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From: In a Big Azz House!!!
Meg: Why are we just sitting in the car?
Peter: Shhh
Meg: What am I going to learn from....ill Dad you farted!!!
Peter: No Meg dont leave, The sexiest thing a woman can do is love her man's gas
Meg: (squirming, trying to get out the car)
Peter: No Meg, Love the gas, Love the gas....this is why we are here...this is why we are here.
Freaking hilarious.
Remember the moral of this story is: The sexiest thing a woman can do is love her man's gas
Peter: Shhh
Meg: What am I going to learn from....ill Dad you farted!!!
Peter: No Meg dont leave, The sexiest thing a woman can do is love her man's gas
Meg: (squirming, trying to get out the car)
Peter: No Meg, Love the gas, Love the gas....this is why we are here...this is why we are here.
Freaking hilarious.
Remember the moral of this story is: The sexiest thing a woman can do is love her man's gas
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From: In a Big Azz House!!!
Stewie: (drunk as hell) hey...hey..watch this...ok watch me...ok you ready...I'm gonna jump into my highchair from here...ok your gonna miss it...you ready...here I go...
Stewie: (Jumps and misses the highchair and hits the floor)
Stewie: Ah god, Ah man...that hurts...look at that gash...yeah look at that gash on my leg...straight up the center of my leg...do you see that.
Also younger stewie talking to older stewie about sex
Y. Stewie: Ok ready....And 1 & 2 and back & forth and 3 & 4 and back & forth...etc.
Y. Stewie: Ok good, now get the cheese and lets try it again
Stewie: (Jumps and misses the highchair and hits the floor)
Stewie: Ah god, Ah man...that hurts...look at that gash...yeah look at that gash on my leg...straight up the center of my leg...do you see that.
Also younger stewie talking to older stewie about sex
Y. Stewie: Ok ready....And 1 & 2 and back & forth and 3 & 4 and back & forth...etc.
Y. Stewie: Ok good, now get the cheese and lets try it again
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I already got that shyt on Tivo right next to Terrys show "Prison Break".
I must say that Fox has a pretty good lineup this season. Has anyone caught that new show called "Justice". Its about High Profile Law Cases.
I must say that Fox has a pretty good lineup this season. Has anyone caught that new show called "Justice". Its about High Profile Law Cases.