This kid is amazing!
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This kid is amazing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8w6m...search=drummer
don't try this at home....cuz you may wake your neighbors up haha
don't try this at home....cuz you may wake your neighbors up haha
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Originally Posted by clokwork
I want our kid to be like that!!
setting: 7 years from now in John's 10 bedroom 4 car garage mansion (bought with Rhea's parent's money)
John Clokwork the 2nd: Daddy Ive been practicing all morning and all day, can I eat now? I havnt eaten since 2 days ago.
John: Son what did I tell you? you cant eat until you got this perfect. Your fortisamo is a little weak and you made 2 tempo mistakes. you better get it perfect if you want to eat.
John Clokwork II: But im too tired, my hands are shaking, I need some rest papa.
John: Ill show you tired! (takes of his belt and proceeds to give Jr. the beat down) Are you still tired? (whips) huh son? you tired? (whips again), ill show you tired (whips again with all his might)
John Clokwork II: Im sorry papa, im not tired. Im not tired (crying...).
John: (with a chicken wing in his hand and licks it) you better get it perfect son, and Ill let you eat ONE wing!
John Clokwork II: yes sir (still crying, but continues to pratice)
Rhea: Honey may I eat now?
John: Baby go back to the corner and keep sewing those fake Coach bags. If you finish making 30 of them by tonight, we can goto On the Boarder tomorrow to eat some free wings.
Rhea: but honey, im hungry and weak, I havnt ate or slept for 3 days. may I just take 5 minutes to eat some food real quick?
John: Does John Clokwork have to slap a Rhea? (takes out his pimp hand), where my baby powder at?
Rhea: Im sorry honey, I will work extra hard and finish making your bags by tonight. (runs back to her corner workstation)
John: Thats right everybody, Im rich b*tch!
John in 7 years:
Last edited by terryw; Apr 5, 2006 at 11:28 PM.
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Originally Posted by terryw
ahh I can just picture it now....
setting: 7 years from now in John's 10 bedroom 4 car garage mansion (bought with Rhea's parent's money)
John Clokwork the 2nd: Daddy Ive been practicing all morning and all day, can I eat now? I havnt eaten since 2 days ago.
John: Son what did I tell you? you cant eat until you got this perfect. Your fortisamo is a little weak and you made 2 tempo mistakes. you better get it perfect if you want to eat.
John Clokwork II: But im too tired, my hands are shaking, I need some rest papa.
John: Ill show you tired! (takes of his belt and proceeds to give Jr. the beat down) Are you still tired? (whips) huh son? you tired? (whips again), ill show you tired (whips again with all his might)
John Clokwork II: Im sorry papa, im not tired. Im not tired (crying...).
John: (with a chicken wing in his hand and licks it) you better get it perfect son, and Ill let you eat ONE wing!
John Clokwork II: yes sir (still crying, but continues to pratice)
Rhea: Honey may I eat now?
John: Baby go back to the corner and keep sewing those fake Coach bags. If you finish making 30 of them by tonight, we can goto On the Boarder tomorrow to eat some free wings.
Rhea: but honey, im hungry and weak, I havnt ate or slept for 3 days. may I just take 5 minutes to eat some food real quick?
John: Does John Clokwork have to slap a Rhea? (takes out his pimp hand), where my baby powder at?
Rhea: Im sorry honey, I will work extra hard and finish making your bags by tonight. (runs back to her corner workstation)
John: Thats right everybody, Im rich b*tch!
John in 7 years:
setting: 7 years from now in John's 10 bedroom 4 car garage mansion (bought with Rhea's parent's money)
John Clokwork the 2nd: Daddy Ive been practicing all morning and all day, can I eat now? I havnt eaten since 2 days ago.
John: Son what did I tell you? you cant eat until you got this perfect. Your fortisamo is a little weak and you made 2 tempo mistakes. you better get it perfect if you want to eat.
John Clokwork II: But im too tired, my hands are shaking, I need some rest papa.
John: Ill show you tired! (takes of his belt and proceeds to give Jr. the beat down) Are you still tired? (whips) huh son? you tired? (whips again), ill show you tired (whips again with all his might)
John Clokwork II: Im sorry papa, im not tired. Im not tired (crying...).
John: (with a chicken wing in his hand and licks it) you better get it perfect son, and Ill let you eat ONE wing!
John Clokwork II: yes sir (still crying, but continues to pratice)
Rhea: Honey may I eat now?
John: Baby go back to the corner and keep sewing those fake Coach bags. If you finish making 30 of them by tonight, we can goto On the Boarder tomorrow to eat some free wings.
Rhea: but honey, im hungry and weak, I havnt ate or slept for 3 days. may I just take 5 minutes to eat some food real quick?
John: Does John Clokwork have to slap a Rhea? (takes out his pimp hand), where my baby powder at?
Rhea: Im sorry honey, I will work extra hard and finish making your bags by tonight. (runs back to her corner workstation)
John: Thats right everybody, Im rich b*tch!
John in 7 years:
HILARIOUS! HILARIOUS! HILARIOUS! DAMN TERRY U ARE A COMEDIC GENIUS
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