you keep sicing it, we need to see the boobies.
SHOW US THE BOOBIES

 

I ain't got no pics. But Clokwork, Jesus and Nmati can vouch.

You know what, I am not really feelin it. After hittin it about 4 times in the past 24 hours, I am kinda bored. Not sure if she is really what I am lookin for. She is very outgoing and very nice, but she is not what I want. I need someone who is a little more punk rock. This chick has absolutely no idea who Depeche Mode is. Who the F*CK doesn't know Depech Mode? She is more into country music, big problem for me. I hate country music. I have been hanging out with this other chick Amy for a while now, but the problem is, she is one of my old friends ex-girlfriends, and I really don't think of her that way. But she helped me clean my room, and I went out with her tonight. This is the coolest chick I have ever met in my life, but I have a hard time seperating her from being a friends girlfriend and from being a potential date. She has helped me along the way with Ms. Boobies and is like a total spy with the other team when I go out with her, telling me what chicks say about me, and which ones like me. But I like her, and it is sooo weird.
Sorry, Amy and I went out and got sh!tfaced tonight so I am rambling.

 

F*ck, the only big problem with Amy is she just got diagnosed with some weird kidney disease, and she will be moving back to NY with her parents for a while when she is on this f-ed up medication. Once she is better she will move back down here. Another problem is she is great friends with all my roomates. So I have absolutely no idea if she is hanging out withe me just because we are friends and she is totally cool like one of the guys, or if she likes me and wants to actually date. She is sooooo f*ckin cool, and concisder her one of my best friends. I hang out with her a lot, and she helps out a lot. But I can't tell if she likes me, and I can't even tell if I like her that way. I don't know what the hell is going on.
Although, I can't tell if I am done with Ms. Boobies either. I don't know what the hell is going on anymore.

 

Who the F*CK is Depech Mode??? ........

 

Why dont you ask her and find out ? lol cant hurt right? if she likes you, then bam, youre hitting it. If she dosnt, and wants to be friends then.. you loose nothing by asking her right? you can either pursue her or give up and keep being friends, thats up to you, not her. win win situation.

 

DANG....he asked to see some puppies and you go and tell him your life.... wtf... hahahaa

 

The boobies do exist
I kinda got the vibe that she'd rather be listening to country music myself.

 

Sorry, I went out with the other girl last night and got pretty ****-faced. I will ramble on in posts from time to time when I am drunk.

 

You know, I kinda realized I am much more of an a$$-man than a boob-man.
My last girlfriend had a GREAAAAAAAAT ASSSSS!!!! But she had itty bitty t!tties. This one has gigantic *****, but her a$$ needs a lot of work.

The other girl I went out with last night (Amy) has got the total package, nice body overall. And she brings me bottles of my favorite vodka when I hook her up with oil changes.

 

Sounds like a good situation.

 

Hey, well whenever you do get done w/ miss boobies, send over my way...I will take very good care of her. Please tell me you did the 'motorboat' on those bobbies at least once. I am sorry I missed it, well maybe next time.

 

Yeah, I motorboated a few times.