- If you want to **** him off, just tell him that his car is slow.
- if you send an IM to Lek with only a "?" ... he is going to reply with "?'s" till he gets tired.
- If you dine with lek, make sure ur food isnt in grabing distance of Lek, otherwise its gone
-if you tell Lek that your getting a Super Charger, he will never believe you.
- if you want to live, dont ****/e-front with with Lek on G35driver.com, he will get one of his azn friends to kill you for $1200.
- If you want to laugh, just look at him while he drives..

 

Dont forget Lek is going to get an Infiniti tattoo on his chest. Not intentionally but in a head on collision its just definitely happening!!

 

I say get a NGC tatoo lek! represt fo life!

 

- Also to **** him off, tell him he doesnt know how to mod his own car
- If you wanna know what's slicker than Lek, check his tires

 

- you know you've really gotten to someone when they block you over IM hah

 

I know Lek didn't block you on IM

 

B, he blocked me too! Who the kid think he is? Bruce Lee?

 

hahaha he did. beware, if you add anything to this list you will be blocked from his IM

He must be depressed again for the umpteenth time this year. Maybe I should give him some of the pills I take.

 

viagra won't do anything for depression.

 

It should help you lek, you havent gotten it up in a while so try it.

 

leave him alone john, its his time of the month

 

and how do you know this? :P

 

apparently rhea doesnt keep john satisfied..so he goes to lek for some extra pleasure.

 

good one junior? Shouldn't you be napping :P.

 

hey man .. no need to get jealous .. i'm sure Lek and John wouldn't mind you joining them ....