You know your from the DC area if...
OOOHHH, Drew got jokes!!
You know ur in NYC when....your speaking english but nobody else in the US can understand a word of what your saying!!
#1 and #2 IN the streets are an everday occurence and not a violation of any law...
You know ur in NYC when....your speaking english but nobody else in the US can understand a word of what your saying!!
#1 and #2 IN the streets are an everday occurence and not a violation of any law...
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You forgot about the homeless guys who beat their bologna in the pay phone booths as girls walk by. (No joke this happenned to 2 of my co-workers as they were walking to work)
Subways that smell like Urine
HUGE **** RATS!! Best seen at night raiding platform garbage cans! The ones you see during the day on the tracks are tiny.
The home of the biggest CockRoaches
Home of the $10 Beer
Home of the Coney Island Eels aka (condoms floating in the hudson river) If you ever wondered what they look like full unrolled, the hudson river is your best shot! LOL
Home of the most underpaid cops in the world!
Home of the BEST PIZZA and BAGELS - NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT AWAY!!!
Home of the best G Club in the Nation! LOL
Subways that smell like Urine
HUGE **** RATS!! Best seen at night raiding platform garbage cans! The ones you see during the day on the tracks are tiny.
The home of the biggest CockRoaches
Home of the $10 Beer
Home of the Coney Island Eels aka (condoms floating in the hudson river) If you ever wondered what they look like full unrolled, the hudson river is your best shot! LOL
Home of the most underpaid cops in the world!
Home of the BEST PIZZA and BAGELS - NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT AWAY!!!
Home of the best G Club in the Nation! LOL
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Originally Posted by pdjafari
To add onto Lek's DC post, here's a few ways you can TELL your in the DC area...
1. you drive 20 below the speed limit in the fast lane....
2. you STOP instead of YIELD (slow down) on an onramp because you think its easier to merge into 60mph traffic from a DEAD STOP....
3. the right lanes move the fastest...
4. you wish you had rocket launchers and a gattling gun installed on your car...
5. you wish that 95% of the drivers would get mandatory driving lessons in Deutschland (Germany) for 6 months...
1. you drive 20 below the speed limit in the fast lane....
2. you STOP instead of YIELD (slow down) on an onramp because you think its easier to merge into 60mph traffic from a DEAD STOP....
3. the right lanes move the fastest...
4. you wish you had rocket launchers and a gattling gun installed on your car...
5. you wish that 95% of the drivers would get mandatory driving lessons in Deutschland (Germany) for 6 months...
This is too funny. I drive on the beltway everyday... and everyday I have to pass to the right because of a bunch of slow @sses in the far left lane. I still cant figure out WHY people insist on driving in that lane when theyre being continually passed on the right!
Originally Posted by Diesel1
Home of the best G Club in the Nation! LOL
I'll give you the rest ... but u aint gettin this one ... Best G Club eh? ..we'll find out on the 13th .... how many G's do you have signed up to represent this "BEST G CLUB"?
Originally Posted by Byrnie
yea I doubt that she doesn't seem like a drinker, no offense kelly. Just my .02 cents.
we got haaaaaaaappy
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