The National G Club Oath (why?? well it's simple everyone is doing it!!) LOL
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The National G Club Oath (why?? well it's simple everyone is doing it!!) LOL
The Oath we must take!!!!
1. When you are sad - WE will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - WE will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - WE will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - WE will rag on you about it every chance WE get.
5. When you are worried - WE will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - WE will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from US until you are well again.
WE don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - WE will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body. Let us know if WE ever need to bring shovels.
1. When you are sad - WE will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - WE will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - WE will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - WE will rag on you about it every chance WE get.
5. When you are worried - WE will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - WE will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from US until you are well again.
WE don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - WE will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body. Let us know if WE ever need to bring shovels.
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Originally Posted by mbq62
The Oath we must take!!!!
1. When you are sad - WE will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - WE will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - WE will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - WE will rag on you about it every chance WE get.
5. When you are worried - WE will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - WE will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from US until you are well again.
WE don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - WE will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body. Let us know if WE ever need to bring shovels.
1. When you are sad - WE will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - WE will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - WE will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - WE will rag on you about it every chance WE get.
5. When you are worried - WE will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - WE will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from US until you are well again.
WE don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - WE will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body. Let us know if WE ever need to bring shovels.
Is this guy funny or what.I vote him king of comedy.Lek should replace dave chapelle.The Lek show,the Lek show,the Lek show,OWWEE Start the Show.
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At the next meet hopefully the "powers that be" (J&P) will have these printed and ready to pass out to the members. Which would be today!! So we can always refer to them when necessary. LOL
*jokes*
