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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 11:24 AM
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Pretty funny story

So I was getting gas at the 7-11/Citgo on Centreville Blvd and Metrotech Dr. (near evolution) like 2 days ago. So I pull in, slide the card thru, choose my octane and let her suck in the love juice. I decided since its hot as $hit to grab a drink/ice cream from the convenience store. As I walk up I notice a hot a$$ brunette who was checkin out the ride while i was filling up. So anyways I play it cool, walk in grab my stuff and she had finished filling but I guess she decided to clean her windshield. So after waiting in line, grabbing my drink and ice cream I walk back to the car checking out the girl while walking. I get to the car, get in, set down the ice cream/drink while still lookin at her and she looking back every few seconds. So I start her up and start to drive off when I hear a 'CRASH/BANG/CLUNK'. Im like WTF and look at her and she has a gaping expression on her face, did i just hit something?? I look in the rear view and I see I have dragged the gas filler handle....what a fckin dumb a$$ I am!! In all the years (almost 10 now) driving/filling never have I even left open the gas cap let alone remove the filler handle from my tank. Well after a good laugh from the 50 other people who witnessed my stupidity and a nice giggle from the brunette I proceeded to drive off. My mind has been wandering the past month...reckless ticket....taking the wrong way to get home, now forgetting to remove the gas filler...lets just be glad the damn thing didnt catch fire and blow up...


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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 12:01 PM
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LMAO......LMAO.........LOL........LMAO........you are a .......LMAO......too funny..........LMAO........you kill me.........what a.......LMAO
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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Haha. I dont know whats more funnier. Your story or the fact you go to Citgo

Haha just playin. Luckily I've never had this happen to me, you see I'm more smooth with the ladies
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 12:33 PM
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Shared a chuckle but didnt get her number?
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by wnt1bd
LMAO......LMAO.........LOL........LMAO........you are a .......LMAO......too funny..........LMAO........you kill me.........what a.......LMAO
oh man, this almost brought tears to my eyes, mattta fact, it did... ahhhhhhhhhh.. damn.
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 12:43 PM
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haha pretty funny - lol lmao u musta felt embarassed as all hell...walking with ur swagger givin the hottie a stare...sippin' ur drink sexily...licking ur lips erotically...driving away without realizing ur still pumping gas lmao it happens to the best of us...booty blinded my friend booty blinded lol
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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Hey Nooch, if we didnt already have a great mental image, thanks for those words!
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 01:08 PM
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nice one! hahahaha...oh i wish that was caught on tape.
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 01:47 PM
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screw you guys(in a cartman like voice)!! hahah no j/k i felt like such a dumb a$$ esp. in front of all those ppl, but it was weird how of everyone there i looked first at the brunette...o well need to get my head out of my ***....
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pratik97
Hey Nooch, if we didnt already have a great mental image, thanks for those words!
lol no problem, i figured i'd bring it to life for u!
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DJNOOCH
haha pretty funny - lol lmao u musta felt embarassed as all hell...walking with ur swagger givin the hottie a stare...sippin' ur drink sexily...licking ur lips erotically...driving away without realizing ur still pumping gas lmao it happens to the best of us...booty blinded my friend booty blinded lol
That sounds a tad creepy there buhhhhh-DDDD, little weird ;P. Good story, sounds like something that would happen to me. Like when I was in college rollerblading to the barber shop seeing a fine looking girl running, while I'm staring not paying attention to where I'm skating, I almost get side swiped by a car coming out of a parking lot and end up running into a bunch of trash cans of course the girl saw all of this. Self-confidence drops into the negatives! :P

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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 03:52 PM
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i once backed into my best friend in George mason's parking lot from looking over at this girl who was walking past...at the time my friend had just bought a 98 accord coupe EX V6 and was bitten by the mod bug...it was so embarrassing to slam into his car in front of all those ppl!! man mason had some banging a$$ girls!!!
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 04:15 PM
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Beware of parking near Arjunz and Puria at any meets...
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 04:36 PM
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Beware of parking near Arjunz and Puria at any meets...
hahaha mos def. LOL
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Old Jun 15, 2005 | 04:40 PM
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and John for that matter. I hear he doesnt put his car in park or lift up the hand brake.
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