As one of our new sponsors let's show support and attend this meet in full force!!


The When:

Saturday September 1st 2007

The Where:

Function:TUNED (AKA The Rice Shop)
23571 Pebble Run Place
Unit 145
Sterling, VA 20166

The Schedule:

9AM – Start the Dynos
12PM – Food!
3PM – Raffle!
5PM – CRUISE!

The Meet: Socializing is not talking into your Xbox Headphone

Here it is everyone! The ULTIMATE 350Z/G35 Mega Dyno Meet. Come prove your ricerness and get Function:TUNED!

The Dynos: Proof of Rice

Yeah you read it right! $25 Baseline Dynos for all 350Z’s and G35’s (please no other vehicles, excludes G35X). See, hear and smell your ride taken to the max on our state of the art DynoDynamics Dyno. You’ll get 3 full runs in 4th or 5th gear with Air/Fuel using our laboratory grade NTK Wideband Sensor. Then you can prove your ricerness to all your friends with our pretty color printouts of HP/TRQ and HP/AFR. If you ask nice I’ll also tell you what if anything your car needs to make it the best fly-by mobile in the Mid-A!

The Raffle*: Free $#!%

Test how lucky you are and try to win a chance to loose some of that unFuntion:TUNEDness. Get a FREE raffle ticket just for showing up…jeez not even your mom does that for you!

Giveaway Uno: Make MO’ POWA!

Strup Headers for NA Winners – +HP/20+ TRQ





Or

A complete Custom Tune by Dave Shiroma on our Dyno Dynamics Load Based Dyno, Complemented by a Street Tune to ensure 100% Performance, Safety and Reliability for FI Winners


Giveaway Uno.5 (I’m to lazy to change all the numbers): Make those tree huggers BEG for mercy!

Strup 2.5” Test Pipes


Giveaway Dos: Make Your Car Smell Like a Stripper

Motul 300V (Your Choice of Weight) for one oil change – Get some top of the line oil in that performance motor. The Ester Based Fully Synthetic Oil is derived Partially from Coconut Oil….mmmm smells like you can drink it.





Giveaway Tres: Better then that stuff in the grey bottle.

Motul 8100 (5W40) for one oil change. OMG the French can do something right! Seeing as it was originally a Pennsylvania, USA Company even they couldn’t mess it up!




The Babes: Nuff’ Said

Pick-Up 101: Don’t bother picking them up. If they’re trapped they HAVE to talk to you! So make the most of it…there are plenty of good looking women in the world I can find more for you to harass next year. First come first serve! Get a free professional photo with one of our spokesmodels posing on your car. Limited time periods!

The Food: Quit eating that Crap at the fast food joint.

Come get one of Dave’s internationally known super burgers. Made from top quality ground beef with a secret blend of spices and fillers (edible fillers…no not silicone you leg humpers). Completely hand formed with extra tender care by my loving hands…hint hint. BYOSS (Bring your own special sauce).

Only $2 bucks for a Super Dave Burger on a Potato Bun and a Soda. Chips, dip and snacks are on the house.

The Cruise: HIT THE STREETS!

You got that car to drive so lets do it in style. Take a cruise with the crew and enjoy the last bit of the summer. We’ll be leading you on a cruise through scenic parts of Virginia and the more driver friendly parts of Maryland.

*Raffle – No family, employee or family members of employees may enter. Neither can anyone that is a buddy of a buddy of a family member. You must currently own a 350Z/G35. You don’t have to pay for this raffle. It’s free, just be here. You don’t have to stay to win but if you do then you do get to take a picture with a hot babe or maybe hot babes (plural) if you’re lucky…so basically you better stay. You don’t have to get it installed at Function:TUNED but that would be kinda like shooting yourself in the foot.


Lets start the list for the dyno! We're gonna start at 9 on the spot with 15 min slots.


Everyone sign up!!!

1.) Lek
2.) Mark - signed up to dyno

 

1.) Lek
2.) Mark - signed up to dyno

 

1.) Lek
2.) Mark - signed up to dyno
3.) Ja$on

 

4. God

 

1.) Lek
2.) Mark - signed up to dyno
3.) Ja$on
4.) Godson

 

1.) Lek
2.) Mark - signed up to dyno
3.) Ja$on
4.) Godson
5.) Khoa - Got the 11am dyno spot


I will probably just dyno and head out. I just need a good dyno with A/F incase I want to get the UpRev flashing software.


~Khoa

 

Just talked to Dave, he told me there's going to be hottiesssss....

 

are they going to be BRAZILIAN

 

Those are the best. Ahhh, I miss my little Brazilian nanny.

 

even better....there's going to be wings.....

 

YES they are I gotta give U a GO COBRA for that one
they look good, have long hair, got BIG T*T*IE* & A**E* and they LOOOOOVE to have sex

 

Brazilians... wings... mmm.. forget about the cars!

 

I'D RATHER SEE T&A THEN THE COLONEL

 

Put me down as tentative; might have to work.

 

1.) Lek
2.) Mark - signed up to dyno
3.) Ja$on
4.) Godson
5.) Khoa - Got the 11am dyno spot
6.) KMuniz