DING, DING, we have a winner! (Bad choice of phrases?) I have suspected my phone pairing to the car but never remembered to check it when I could.

This morning I took the time to switch off my phone's Bluetooth -- and no chime. At a convenient traffic light I turned the Bluetooth back on -- CHIME! The chime is definitely coming from the car, it is coming from the area shown in the ****ty Youtube clip. I have my phone's Bluetooth on all the time because it also pairs with my GPS and the headset in my motorcycle helmet. D@mn I was hoping it was going to turn out to be aliens

Thanks for reading and helping, time to just go now.

 

I'd bring it to the dealer. Can't hurt if you're still under warranty. Even if you're not, see what a tech says about it anyways. Only way I'd sleep at night haha.