you have Teradactyl's in the area or something?

 

hahaha, well sh*t, (literally) that's one giant poop stain! Do you park under an albatross nest? I'd love to see what bird is responsible for that. Thanks for the lolz.

 

I swear these cars are poop magnets! Every time I leave mine outside I get bombed. I feel your pain lol

 

I have 2 other cars at my house, neither of which but mine get pooped on. I switched places with both cars and still my car gets bird crap on them! But somehow, the birds dont poop on my other two cars!!!!!

frustrates me! I will get a car cover or maybe a tiger like someone above said haha.

By the way, there are phone lines above my house, which is probably where birds go in the morning to take a dump. Somehow they love taking a dump on my car though. I might wake up early and shoot some birds!

 

Same problem at work. I will pick random parking spots and no matter what they find me. It's like they have something against my g.

 

hahahahaha man Im dying laughing sorry >.<
that bird **** half of your car, maybe it was a duck with diarrhea

 

No idea guys, I just cleaned my car today. I'll see tomorrow if another bird takes a crap on my car. Hopefully it wont. I am at the point of emptying the garage so I can just put the car in there then it can avoid the rain as well

 

very good idea sir! thats what I did. Can keep it there nice and clean

 

just park your car in the garage the way its meant to be. that way car remains clean and you dont have unwanted junk in garage either.

 

WoW, that is just wrong! WTHell did you do to **** off that bird so bad?

 

Best advice I've read all day!

 

Haaaaaaah, Love this post!

 

everytime i come back to this thread ,i cant stop laughing lol

 

Hahahaha, gross.

 

Lol pretty good thread.