When you won't take your car out of the garage because you feel it's too windy, yes I hate blowing dirt and sand.

When you see the weather report and reschedule your road trip because there is a chance of rain.

 

The break-in period is the worst 1500 (approx.) miles of your life.

 

When you first pull your 2012 IPL off the showroom floor and the first person to hate on you is OTHER salesman who has been eying your car up since it arrived at the dealership.... made my day that I acquired a new hater before i burned the first ounce of gas!!!

Or my personal favorite..... when your wifey (or girlfriend) walks outside all pissed and says " this is bull**** you rub on that damn car more than you rub on me! " and of course I reply " keep that **** up im going to be waxing it more than you too !"

 

When an IPL driver thinks his G is the best G out there.


Not to diss or hate on any IPL driver here. Just ran douchebag who drive a IPL think his G was better then mine 6 MT. He said you should of upgrade your G to an IPL cause it is faster. I asked him do you even know what they done to the G? Owned him with this line I can spend that extra 8k you spend on that IPL and put in a supercharger and be way faster then your POS IPL. Told him to get his money back and his G was about the same as mine.

I'm not saying all IPL drivers are douchebags but I ran into a serious case of a IPL is the best thing today at lunch.

 

When....you pull up to a friends BBQ in your 2010-2011-2012 G37-S ''Sedan'' and people ask ''What series BMW is that?"

Oh how my car has gotten mistaken for a Beamer about 10 times..

 

HAHAHA I got asked that question many times. Well they asked me what car is that cause I have my Infiniti wording debadge. VERY FUNNY.

 

Until the guy that owns the IPL already has one lol. I had this EXACTLY happen to me waiting at the car wash but he wasnt being a douche bag but said i should upgrade to a IPL and i told him exactly with the extra $$ i rather add a super charger and hes like i already got one. :x well cant say anything about that haha

 

Rephrased: You own a 08-10 G when your willing to spend over a grand just to get fog lights on your bumper(not even really for the use but for the cosmetic) when you already have a perfectly good OEM one.




When your friend begs you to drive your car then stalls and swears he drove many MT on hondas' bfor

 

you are going sideways

 

When you pull up at the pump and the girl next to you says that you have a beautiful car

 

when you know if you ever get kicked out of the house you'll be able to recline your seats back far enough into a bed.

 

the 335xi is faster. I came from a BMW and I can cofirm this. I'm also coming from a BMW to the G37s so that should also say alot about our cars as well

 

Beamer is a motorcycle...Bimmer is a car.

 

After you finally purchase and realize you're PO'd cause you waited so long

 

When you pick up the new Sedan and your stoked to find out that its actually lighter and faster than the Coupe haha to you coupe guys