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Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:30 PM
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Dumb pizza boy

So I spent all day detailing my neighbor's Porsche and then I continued to clay my car, since I never finished it last night. My mom orders pizza from Papa Johns tonight for dinner. Pizza boy pulls up in his Celica GTS. I go inside to get the money and my mom comes out to get the pizza with me.

Pizza Boy- "Is that playdo to remove the scratches?"
Me- "No, it's clay. It's used to take off dirt that a regular wash won't do."
PB- "What do you have done to this thing? Do you have a turbo?"
Me- "No...." As I quickly shifted my eyes to the side, in hopes that he would get the point.
PB- "Wow, this thing is turbo? That's awesome!"
Me- "No, it's not turbo...but I have a lot of stuff done to it."
Mom takes pizza inside and closes the garage door.
Me- sigh... "Yes, it's turbo...but my parents don't know!"

I was pretty damn nervous that today was going to be the day the parents foudn out about the turbo, but that will have to wait for another day. The pizza boy asked me to pop the hood and asked a few other questions and then left... A close one for sure!
Old Jun 29, 2007 | 11:33 PM
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hahaha... man. that would have sucked. how old are you?
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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he will be 22 next week, very cool kid for sure!!



whew ryan, that was close...
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:28 AM
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Why do your parents care if you car has a turbo...? Just tell them its a "trouble free tune"

"but mom it really isn't faster than stock" *turns boost to 1 psi* see.....

-Sean
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Audible Mayhem
he will be 22 next week, very cool kid for sure!!



whew ryan, that was close...
Wow, is there something we should know about you two...? haha J/k

-Sean
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:57 AM
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i'm jealous. i wish i had a turbo'd car at 22... hell @ 25
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 01:40 AM
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lol
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 02:10 AM
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funny stuff, i thought you what you meant by looking to your left you were looking at the turbo like yea duma$$ look at the turbo but then i remember your mom doesnt know about it. haha
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 08:36 AM
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goooooood
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 11:15 AM
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lol o ryan

have a safe trip today and this week
im sure you will take lots of pictures for us
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 11:47 AM
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This sure is an odd one

A 22 year old kid
Lives with his parents
Owns 40k car
Has a turbo kit on it
Premier Sponsor of G35Driver.com
Scared sh!tless of his Mom
Has very suspicious relationship with "Audible Mayhem"

this **** gets better and better.
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 11:51 AM
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lmao

you forgot one thing
his butt plug shifter him and audible mayhem use at the shop
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:08 PM
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close call. you got lucky this time!
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SFLG35
lmao

you forgot one thing
his butt plug shifter him and audible mayhem use at the shop
looks like it does gets better and better.
Old Jun 30, 2007 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by JOKER
This sure is an odd one

A 22 year old kid
Lives with his parents
Owns 40k car
Has a turbo kit on it
Premier Sponsor of G35Driver.com
Scared sh!tless of his Mom
Has very suspicious relationship with "Audible Mayhem"

this **** gets better and better.
Hahaha...you're thinking into it a little too much.

I'll be 22 July 3rd
I moved back in with my parents 3 days ago after living for 4 years in Orlando
Bought the car for $34k
Turbonetics single turbo to be exact
Performance Factory representin'!
Not scared ****less...just trying to save some money
Very open relationship

I'm off to Wyoming for a week....there better be some good stuff to come back and read. Later, everyone



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