even more HA! Especially the last one
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From: on some Prius forum somewhere. Also getting 60mpg.
even more HA! Especially the last one
Of course we'd like to see ads like the following for cars:
-- "Ford: I like Toby Keith, and hate all of you for being different. Unless you accept Jesus as your personal savior, then I'll find another reason to hate you."
-- "Lincoln: Because I'm old."
-- "Toyota Scion: Because I'm old and want to be hip so bad I can taste it."
-- "The Chrysler 300: I'm white...but in this -- I feel black."
-- "Volkswagen Jetta: I obviously have no ego. I mean, have you seen my car?"
-- "Subaru: Despite my very small *****, I think I can go faster than you -- and in AWD."
-- "H2: I'm black and live in the city. Of course I need a tank."
-- "H3: Because I'm a 5'3" MILF of three and live in an exurb. Of course I need a tank."
-- "El Camino: "Business in the front, party in the back"
-- "Ford: I like Toby Keith, and hate all of you for being different. Unless you accept Jesus as your personal savior, then I'll find another reason to hate you."
-- "Lincoln: Because I'm old."
-- "Toyota Scion: Because I'm old and want to be hip so bad I can taste it."
-- "The Chrysler 300: I'm white...but in this -- I feel black."
-- "Volkswagen Jetta: I obviously have no ego. I mean, have you seen my car?"
-- "Subaru: Despite my very small *****, I think I can go faster than you -- and in AWD."
-- "H2: I'm black and live in the city. Of course I need a tank."
-- "H3: Because I'm a 5'3" MILF of three and live in an exurb. Of course I need a tank."
-- "El Camino: "Business in the front, party in the back"