how do these people make these claims? Infiniti G37 Performance Chip - Always in Stock! lol I wonder who buys this stuff.

 

They trick the computer thats why people have good reviews, which offcourse is catastrophic in the long run

 

These performance chips gimmicks are getting old now.

 

i know how they work, but i doubt it puts out that much power.. but this company must be good cause the also make the same power claims for the lambo reventon, the enzo, and the geo metro! (being sarcastic, btw)

 

who wants to be the guinea pig and install this and do a before and after dyno...hopefully someone that still has a warranty! :P

 

well if your read their "customer" testimonials someone claimed a 2 second shave off their 0-60... LOLLLLLLLLL even if it did give you 50hp, that wouldn't shave 2 seconds off a 0-60.

 

It says that it provides "more power for towing" LOL I want to see someone tow anything with their G...

and +1 to GeeeeOhhhh -- someone pull the trigger and guinea pig a before/after dyno!

 

ill do it if you guys buy it for me.









lol SIKE!!!

 

AWESOME! I just ordered one and cant wait to get it! I'll be sure to take it and get some before and after dynos done!!!!!!! These things are gonna be GRRRREAT!!!!!

 

DOMO LOL

 

Lets figure it out. G37 comes with 330hp + 18 hp for CAI, +20 for catback, +10hp for HFCs = 378hp + the chip = 428 hp = 10 second car.


















lmao jk

 

not only do you get equal amount of HP and torque, you also save MPG!

 

Wow does it say somewhere Manufactured in Heaven?

 

I actually have 13 of these on my car. My car makes over 700whp and 600ft-lbs, it runs 9.8 in the 1/4 mile, gets over 45mpg and has less emissions then a Honda Insight. I have gotten multiple comments about the exhaust because the smog is so low, it emits potpourri. I once drove past the white house, and even made Obama's head turn, with him yelling the words "DAAAAAMNNNNNNN."

 

As the saying goes, there's one born every minute.