Funny man Hugh, funny man. The inherent problem with that would be that where I am going this weekend involves me DRIVING my CAR. Which would of course mean that my car will not be here for the photo shoot and/or the swap meet. I mean If I was going to be here I would have been the first on to sign up and try to beat the trophy ***** aka. Robert.

 

OK OK, since no one is volunteering I will volunteer in being YOUR wingman. You can take my car and I'll brings yours to the show, win me my trophy and rub it in el presidente.....then you can have your car back

 

What a trooper. You'd be willing to jump on that grenade for the team. I wouldn't want to be seen in my G much less put it in a show. I'm sorry to say but you'll probably be the laughing stock of the show. Not to mention you won't pick up any chicks and they probably won't want to give you there number. They especially won't want to see you after the show.

 

*sniff sniff* my one chance of having any kind of game. thanks for bursting my bubble

 

Well, it's probably not so much that the ladies are laughing at you so much as laughing you driving my POS car around. That may not exactly scream "baller" to them. I think you'd be better off taking a really nice mountain bike. That will at least bring you up a few notches.

 

For the record....I am pretty sure that out of everyone on this forum, Hugh and I have to be the 2 most bored people with the most free time on our hands at work.

 

ROFL! AHHHHAHHAHAH. Mountain Bike huh? Maybe a pink one with a flower basket with flowers and streamers on the handle bars with training wheels going on I-30 to work doing Lance Armstrong speed with some purple tights doing turbo noises downhill and blow off sounds when I change gears and ringing my bell and hollering at girls while they laugh at me and screeming like a liitle school girl when cars are trying to knock me off the road.

Getting paid to surf at work is schweet!

 

Hugh, my man I think that would be so hot. LMAO!!!! There is nothing that gets the ladies going more than a man in tights with training wheels. And we are totally on the same page with the web surfing things. Hella cash to post all day. It's nice. It's a tough life but somebody's got to do it.

 

lol yall two crack me up.

 

Seriously, who's gonna take a rolling shot of me on my bike in tights? I want a nice *** shot worms eye view please

 

Melissa said she would do it. In fact she said she would let you borrow a rabid sports bra and really hot thong. Now thats a picture...LMAO!!!!!! I mean heck if you are going to go....go big...lipstick, wig, high heels, the works. Then you could give Moog his 2.5 lap dances cuz "You love him long time....$5 dolla sucky sucky"

 

OMFG ROFL! You're right! GO BIG OR GO HOME! I honestly don't think I can fit into Melissa's stuff.....shiet, my thong size would be AT LEAST a large and my bra size would be a 40AA I'd be lucky to be a 40A. Damn, those things are tricky. I need one that I can close from the front b/c I don't know how the hell am I supposed to do it from the back. Prolly take me all damn day to get that bra on! Iono about a wig but definitely some 4" clear heels. I think William is a old enough to find himself an immigrant asian person...he doesn't need me to do it. Hell, it's not like we're twelve anymore.

This thread is seriously off topic and it's about quitting time!

 

After the photo shoot it sounds like we need to put you on the street where you belong. LMAO.

 

Hugh we'd have to do some modifications to the thong, but I think it'll work. And it won't cost that much money either. All we need is a little elastic, needle, & thread!!!! We don't need a bra when we've got pasties!!! We'll have you pimped out in no time!!!!

 

I was wondering how long it would take Melissa to stubble upon our ridiculous conversation. LOL.