The National G Club Oath (why?? well it's simple everyone is doing it!!) LOL
 

The Oath we must take!!!!

1. When you are sad - WE will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - WE will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - WE will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - WE will rag on you about it every chance WE get.

5. When you are worried - WE will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - WE will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from US until you are well again.
WE don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - WE will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body. Let us know if WE ever need to bring shovels.

lmfao nice post

^hahaha...nice

lol i think it shoudl be printed and put in all of our dash's

1 more for the good guy

We should request for John and Pratik to put this as a sticky because it seems like something we already uphold....LOL

crazy
 

Is this guy funny or what.I vote him king of comedy.Lek should replace dave chapelle.The Lek show,the Lek show,the Lek show,OWWEE Start the Show.

At the next meet hopefully the "powers that be" (J&P) will have these printed and ready to pass out to the members. Which would be today!! So we can always refer to them when necessary. LOL

Let's make any future members tattoo the oath on their back.... LOL JK

So THAT's why you were asking me if I knew any tattoo artists.

Bump for the cool NGC OATH lol hahaha I'm bored.

Dude its a sticky. Its not goin anywhere. No need to bump you whore!!!!!

bump for Lek being dumb :D *jokes*

You guys remember the song rump shaker by wrex-n-effects?? That **** was the joint.

All I wanna do is go zoom zoom zooooooom and a boom boom.