Best purchase you've ever made
 

For sale is a slightly used dildo...it has only been in 3 tailpipes and 1 intake that I know of. You will have ample pleasure with this one of a kind dildo. It was uniquely modified to resemble the best dildo of all time, the one prince used when he was single. Please send PM if interested and I will forward private videos of said dildo in action.








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Meant to be all fun and games for a forum that is littered with nonsense. If requiring a lock please do not ban the OP as it is intended just for laughs and giggles. PM nude pics of wife if interested.

Bro... At least post it in "the Lounge"